"It doesn't matter when it expired, it's not puffy yet"

So I've watched a few episodes of A&E's Hoarders.

Somehow that show makes me simultaneously feel that my place is effing spotless and makes me want to scrub the entire condo from floor to ceiling.

If you're curious, it's streamable on Netflix or you can watch a couple eps on A&E's website here. Don't watch it if human trainwrecks upset you, though ...